这样有趣的作者在好莱坞也没打拼出来, 美国是人才太多还是上升渠道太狭窄

老爸嘴里那些段子的搞笑幽默是大家爱看的，粗话背后对价值观的坚持是大家认同的，凶悍背后的爱子情深是大家回味的。

这本看似和教育无关的书，比虎妈的精英教育更真实可亲

有的挺逗有的很有道理有的就是这人怎么这么爱发飙。。。

通篇画面感十足！剧集不成功因为这只能是通过文字营造起来的笑话，怎么会有人天天shit挂在嘴边啊，而且词性转变起来完全畅通无阻！作者其实更像是一个很理解笑点的观众，一个笑话介绍人。但是另一面，读着他的成长故事还是觉得温馨和感动，尤其是最后一章。不知道他的哥哥怎么样。PS，虽然是被甩搬回老爹家才开始写作，但是写作这本书一定是全程充满了笑声！

这儿子完全没继承他爸的幽默和精神强大诶。。

超级可爱有趣的大叔~~我老了也会成为这样的老人，嘿嘿！！！

美国式的中产家庭生活初见觉得简单粗糙，细细品味出魅力和哲理

I enjoy very much reading this book! Can't imagine a better thing a dad can say to his son:" You are a pain in the ass, but I love you."

好书，很薄，一口气读完，乐趣无穷。这是一个满口脏话的老爹，超有自己的性格，敢想敢说敢爱敢恨。读之一定不会后悔，而且一定不会在岁月中模糊。

听的有声书，挺有意思的，笑死了

damn cool. life should be this damn simple and easy!

Not so hilarious. Not at all...more about fatherhood and affection and growing up

On my Six-Grade Parent-Teacher Conference "I don't think that teacher likes you, so I don't like her. You ding off more shit than a pinball, but goddamn it, you're a good kid. She can go fuck herse...

"You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you about the rest of life."

“Focus on living. Dying is the east part.”

A three-year-old doesn't have a license to act like an asshole

Let's be honest. You're not Einstein, but don't let assholes like that teacher make you feel stupid. You're plenty smart, and good at other stuff. You know that, right? On waiting in line to see Ju...

On fair play: Cheating's not easy. You probably think it is, but it ain't. I bet you'd suck more at cheating than whatever it was you were trying to do legitimately.

On the Right Time to Have Children. "It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumb shit. He knows how it works."

On Today's Hairstyles. "Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."

"We can't take this dog.This is your responsibility---we can't just take a dog because you didn't think things through," my mom said, her tone increasingly annoyed with every word she spoke. "We ca...

On Birthdays. "Listen, I don't give a fuck if you forget my birthday. I don' need people reminding me I'm closer to death. But your mom, she still enjoys counting them down, so cancel your fucking ...

Then my dad grabbed me and enveloped me in his standard bear hug, which consisted of squeezing the life out of me while simultaneously pattingmy back with his right hand.

Listen, its gonna be tough, and you're gonna eat a lot shit at first, but you just get past that, and you will succeed.

He motioned me over to him.I cautiously approached. Then he grabbed me and gave me a hug. "You little shit," he said. "I can't wait till you have some kid and you got to worry about what happens to...

When I die,I die. I could give a shit, 'cause it ain't my problem.I'd just rather not shit my pants on the way there.

A three-year-old doesn't have a license to act like an asshole.

"Let's be honest. You're not Einstein, but don't let assholes like that teacher make you feel stupid. You're plenty smt and good at stuff. You know that,right?" "Yeah." "Don't just say yeah like a ...

My dad has always valued education and hard work. "If you work hard and study hard and you fuck up, that's okay. If you fuck up and you fuck up, then you're a fuckup."

You're a pain in the ass, but I love you.

On Asking to Have the Candy Passed to Me During Schindl's LIst. "What do you want---the candy? They're throwing people in fucing gas chamber, and you want a Skittles?"

On Sharing. "I'm sorry, but if your brother doesn't want you to play with his shit, then you can't play with it. It's his shit. If he wants to be an asshole and not share, then that's his right. Yo...

On Fair Play. "Cheating is not easy. You probably think it is, but it ain't. I bet you'd suck more at cheating than whatever it was you were trying to do legitimately."

On My First School Dance. "Are you wearing perfume?...Son, there ain't any cologne in this house, only your mother's perfume. I know that scent, and let me tell you, it's disturbing to smell your w...

I had no problem with you crying. My only concern was with the snot that was coming out of your nose. Where does that go? On your hands, your shirt? That's no good. Oh, Jesus, don't start cryting.

When it's asshole-tightening time, that's when you see what people are made of. Or at least what their asshole is made of. 这难道就是＂菊花一紧＂的出处？

So like any six-year-old who doesn't want to do something, I faked being sick, which attracted a lot more attention to me. Upon hearing that I wasn't feeling well, My aunts hurried me down the carpeted hallway to my parents' room and burst into it like it was an episode of ER

On My First School Dance. "Are you wearing perfume?...Son, there ain't any cologne in this house, only your mother's perfume. I know that scent, and let me tell you, it's disturbing to smell your wife on your thirteen-year-old son...."

On Sharing. "I'm sorry, but if your brother doesn't want you to play with his shit, then you can't play with it. It's his shit. If he wants to be an asshole and not share, then that's his right. You always have the right to be an asshole---you just shouldn't use that right very often."

"Let's be honest. You're not Einstein, but don't let assholes like that teacher make you feel stupid. You're plenty smt and good at stuff. You know that,right?" "Yeah." "Don't just say yeah like a fucking mope. Let me hear you say it. Say you kno you're good at stuff."

He motioned me over to him.I cautiously approached. Then he grabbed me and gave me a hug. "You little shit," he said. "I can't wait till you have some kid and you got to worry about what happens to him. You never stop worrying about your children. It sucks. You watch what you stick your dick into, because this is your life, this bullshit right here."

On Birthdays. "Listen, I don't give a fuck if you forget my birthday. I don' need people reminding me I'm closer to death. But your mom, she still enjoys counting them down, so cancel your fucking plans and drive down here for her birthday party... Fine, I'll let you know if she changes her mind and ceases to care about meaningless milestones."

"We can't take this dog.This is your responsibility---we can't just take a dog because you didn't think things through," my mom said, her tone increasingly annoyed with every word she spoke. "We can take care of him." "Sam?" My mom was as surprised as I was. "It's a dog. It's not like Justin knocked up some lady and he's walking in with a kid."

You always have the right to be an asshole, you just shouldn't use that right very often.

From the beginning till the end, there are words all over the pages such as f**k, hell, shit, go**amn, etc. But if you think this book is about a load of crap spat out by a father, then you are terribly wrong. It’s a collection of a variety of subjects on ...

You are a pain in the ass, but I love you

一时手痒。摘了几句老爹金句。有机会写写自己的感想，先欠在这儿:)  On My Response to Having My Tires Slashed  “Oh, don’t go to the goddamned cops. They’re busy with real shit. I don’t want my tax dollars going to figuring out who thinks you’re an asshole....

老爹的那些事儿

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此爹只应天上有，人间难得几回闻

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此爹只应天上有，人间难得几回闻（ZT）

逛urban outfitter，看了好多好玩有意思的偏门书籍和玩具，很潮的一个店，然后翻到这本书就立马爱不释手。不过当时心绪不佳，没有马上下手买，还是回家后在Amazon上买的，不到两天就寄到家了。  也许除了教材之外，这本是我第一个从头看到尾的英文书。也许短是其中一个原因。也...

sh*t my dad says

感觉比CBS翻拍的美剧好很多  更让人觉得家人重要而不是一味追求笑料。  但是生活的智慧的确可以用这种另类的方式表达。  感觉小的时候有点严苛，大了之后反而温婉起来。  fuck you，姥资就写这么短了 ，不要再提醒我了 bullshit！

温暖人心的fuck和bullshit

很快看完了这本书，其实书中并没有什么太多的大道理。在这个世界上活了那么多年，所谓的大道理，知道的也不少。至于励志的味道，并没有太深的感觉。它给我最大的冲击是平等，一种来自于父子之间的平等，父亲的爱，关怀，并不总是来自于居高临下的。 与其说励志，不如说是文化差...

与其说励志，不如说是文化差异下的父子关系带给我更多的冲击

智慧型与事业型的父亲给孩子一种榜样的作用，将耳朵叫醒，但这老爸另类的教育方式也很让人着迷。我们就需要这样明快的美式幽默好不好！感觉没什么能够难得倒他的，生活需要这样劲爆的幽默啊。  沉闷的中国人，就应该看看这样的书。屌丝儿子与疯狂老爸的故事，让人开怀。每个小...

笑着笑着就励志了

老爸嘴里那些段子的搞笑幽默是大家爱看的，粗话背后对价值观的坚持是大家认同的，凶悍背后的爱子情深是大家回味的。  难怪作者有写剧本的潜质，瞧他老爸出口成章句句台词，这禀赋DNA里早就有了。 就是光看笑话，我也不得不说，他老爸嘴里蹦出的那些个shit实在太欢乐了。 但又不...

话糙理不糙

买了书是因为一直对同名美剧念念不舍。很可惜只拍了一季就没有了，也不知道他们当时是怎么想的。  书不如电视剧情节连贯栩栩如生，所以反而让我有嚼蜡的感觉。  不过毕竟是原著，一些段子还是很经典的。

美剧比书更有吸引力

这本书是想家想老爸想老妈特别厉害的时候入手的 最近想家的程度没有那么明显 但也必须得把这本书读了！ 诙谐幽默搞笑有意思 生活中的点点滴滴被记录下来显得格外珍贵和美好 我好喜欢书里这位老爸耿直的性格啊 说话直接一直都是我憧憬的最酷炫的样子 但感觉自己一直都做不到… ...

务必活得认真：Q的读书笔记

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some highlights in my eyes

#書#   被批評總是自虐看黑暗無底的書，決定改過自新，要以一黑一白一黃的頻率來挑書！這本《sh*t my dad says》簡直笑出眼淚，絕對是ridiculously hilarious! 兒子把老爸經典言語放上twitter，贏得3百多萬個追隨者，甚至拍成電視！這決定不僅僅因為老爸毒舌絕句連綿，而是笑過...

暖暖的父愛

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                        On My First Day of Kindergarten “You thought it was hard? If kindergarten is busting your ass, I got some bad news for you about the rest of life.”  On Off-Limits Zones in Hide-and-Go-Seek “What the fuck are you doing in my closet? Don't shush me, it's m...

Anyway, this shit is fuc*kin entertaining

每天睡前读一点，每天都会有不同的感触，在这些感动中总会让我联想到我的父亲，甚至会想到未来自己若做父亲该会如何。  作者描述中的父亲绝对是个男子汉，负责任，爱家人，讲原则，同时也充满着智慧。我不得不佩服这位父亲的沟通方式（不像中国传统的那种说教，严肃且冷酷，应...

温暖且充满智慧的父爱

看了剧集以后一直很纠结要不要找书来看，因为担心书可能会很俗套很无聊。最后忍不住还是读了，没想到一口气看了半本，非常的轻松，的确搞笑，虽然我的朋友说如果这本书要改编成儿童版，就会变成全本bleep, 不过还是觉得老爸蛮可爱，蛮智慧，儿子蛮幸福。

I was bleep laughing my bleep off !!!

一个28岁的儿子搬回父母家，把老爸这些年刀枪不入的毒舌金句一一记下，就成了这本书。它真正的看点不在段子本身，而在那些粗话背后始终没松口的东西：对诚实的执拗、对

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