Monkey Business - John Rolfe

Monkey Business

John Rolfe

出版社

Business Plus

出版时间

2001-04-01

ISBN

9780446676953

评分

★★★★★
书籍介绍

As eager-beaver business school students, Rolfe and Troob garnered job offers as junior associates at the elite Wall Street investment bank Donaldson, Lufkin & Jenrette, lured by dreams of wealth, glamour and power. Readers whose fascination with Wall Street shenanigans has been fueled by Michael Lewis's Liar's Poker will find this thorough rundown of an investment bank associate's daily routine sobering. By the time Rolfe and Troob were able to discern the key fact that the "investment banking community has long been an oligopoly, with only a handful of real players with the size and scale to drive through the big deals," they were already grappling with the gritty reality of performing grunt labor in an environment ruled by despotic senior partners who called innumerable meetings to set unrealistic deadlines and make superhuman demands on anybody within screaming distance. The authors' resulting disappointment and disaffection leaps off every page. Unfortunately, they take out their frustrations with indiscriminate potshots at such easy targets as word processors ("Christopher Street fairies"), copy center personnel ("a platoon of patriotic Puerto Ricans" they offhandedly refer to as "militants") and female research analysts (whom they describe as "under-sexed, eager-to-please"). Long before the hapless authors have stooped to expressing their fury at the bank by such puerile antics as urinating into a beer bottle while seated at a banquet table at the Christmas party, readers will have had enough. (Apr.)

Copyright 2000 Reed Business Information, Inc.

John Rolfe grew up in the heart of Dixie. After stints at Virginia Tech and the University of Florida, he took a job doing broadcast research in New York City, convinced that "if I can make it there, I can make it anywhere." In 1993, after concluding that Frank Sinatra had sold him a bill of goods, John entered the Wharton School of Business, where he edited The Wharton Vulgari...

(展开全部)

精彩摘录
  • "银行业创始之初,银行家们和毒品贩子存在诸多的类似。银行家也是对客户说:“我的货色最好,只有我才能真的为您解决问题。答户暗自思忖:“这家伙外表看上去还挺像样儿,也比较机灵,大概能满足我的要求吧。”于是客户购买了商家推荐的货品,带回了家,将之纳入自己的投资组合中,接下来的就是耐心地等待了。这些金融产品不是狂跌,就是暴涨,要不就是风平浪静,没有任何的变化。可只要那些货品没有攀升,客户就不能实现发财的目的。客户也有倒霉的时候,运气特别差的话,买回来的那些烫手的金融产品也有可能会要了他们的小命。这就是动物界的“物竞天择”的道理。 在1929年的股市“大崩盘”前,银行家卖给公众的好多都是些“破烂货”而且还"
作者简介
约翰·罗尔夫,在美国南方弗吉尼亚州长大。念完弗吉尼亚理工大学和佛罗里达大学之后,到一个位于纽约市的传播公司上班。1993年,他鬼使神差地跑去念了沃顿商学院,毕业后一门心思地钻进了帝杰这家投资银行的美丽陷阱,直到有一天翻然悔悟。离开帝杰后,他跳槽到一家基金公司。约翰目前还担任着自由撰稿人,给我们讲述他鲜为人知的投行生活。
用户评论
Interesting read
很精彩,生动又不失深度和真实。推荐。了解投行的IBD部门生活。不择手段地例如使用小狗配对法做分析报告。#
funny little book; it does look like a closure to me
算是职场记录吧,印象深刻的就是加班多,等级,pitch crap。知道这本书是从《亲历投行》里,看完又把《亲》看了下,那本书就是对照这本写的中国投行的境况。暗无天日的工作与我目前的境遇有些相似,聊以慰藉。若能早在学生时代就读过此书该是多好。
人的性格很难改,明知道KISS ASS是必须的,就是不喜欢搞,唉
想不到20多年前的banking也是这样
naive
很多篇章很有共鸣。特别是想make pitchbook 那一章节。就算过了20年 这个行业还是一模一样的。
下次想看刻薄烂俗笑话的时候会回来的
看完觉得其实很真实啊😂
收藏